"I am the cleanest peeg."
Reblog every time
you are the best pig
my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff
YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
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This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
Who. What, WHAT
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”